diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
I'm happily unhappy.
katelynpossible: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
kill-whitepeople: notahoe: Do u ever see someone so so so so so hot that you’re like wow you can do the thing to me in my privates no
I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.– Celine, Before Sunrise (via nostracapulus)
timelordy-teganbreann: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
greekgogurt: beep beep friends
the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
mrmisf0rtune: ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn: what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1 I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
Time and space are not conditions in which we live, but modes by which we think– Albert Einstein (via nisargam)