May 2013
diagondaley:
buttgenie:
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
I'm happily unhappy.
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
kill-whitepeople:
notahoe:
Do u ever see someone so so so so so hot that you’re like wow you can do the thing to me in my privates
no
“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”
– Celine, Before Sunrise (via nostracapulus)
timelordy-teganbreann:
swim-two-birds:
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
greekgogurt:
beep beep friends
the-chubby-nerd:
I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
“Time and space are not conditions in which we live, but modes by which we think”
– Albert Einstein (via nisargam)
